Hey, kids. Taking a break from my exciting LA story that is moving at an incredible rate of one quarter-day a month here, you may have noticed the following error message on this blog's background:

Yes, yo momma has destroyed the bandwidth of this blog. I tried posting a picture of her, but it was so big, that it used up all of the free bandwidth that I got from Bravenet. But it doesn't matter, because it wouldn't have fit on an ordinary computer screen anyway. Or an IMAX screen.
And then I couldn't get all of her in the picture anyway. That would have required a helicopter. Or, for best results, a satellite.
Then there were some legal results surrounding the release of any photos involving her. See, she's currently violating 17 zoning laws. And the Congressional Representative from the district of Yo Momma is pretty strict about that kind of thing. Plus it could be an international affair. Because of her current size, she has to hold citizenship in five countries. And that's when she's standing up.
Yeah, that's right. I was talkin' about YO MOMMA!
Yes, but I was only kidding around.

Anyway, I've used up all of the free image hosting from Bravenet, and so now I host everything remotely on Imageshack.us. And Bravenet hates this, and it tends to cut out large chunks of about half of the entries that I attempt to put up here. It's really a pain in the a☻←ô{~öÇ╣}╙ú╚☻∞≈σ♫◘ε ***NO CARRIER***
...and that's who killed Kennedy, where Bigfoot is, and a simple cure for AIDS as well as ice cream headaches. Glad I could throw that in there.
But anyway, just be aware that I may move to Blogger or somewhere in the future. But in the meantime, I have some good news: I saved a BUNCH OF MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE by getting my parents to pay for it.
Seriously, I'm starting an Awesome Thing of the Week. This way, there will be some update from me almost every week. Some weeks it will be something funny, others, something amazing, sometimes, something interesting, and one lesser weeks, something that will make people complain that it was not worth the effort required to click it. But it will still be there.
Awesome Thing of the Week #1: Wondering what to do with all of that leftover Easter candy? Why not make an Easter Turducken? It's enough sugary goodness to send a hummingbird into a diabetic coma!
That's all for now. happy Turduckening!
-Adam
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