Hey, kids. This is my profile. First, about the blog and it's name, "Adam's Un-Webjournal." I call it this because my name is Adam.

Oh, you want to know about the "Un-Webjournal" part? Well, unlike most webjournals, I have specially designed this one to be entertaining. Most blogs go something like "Today nothing happened. I don't like spinach. This is the longest and best entry I have ever made! (insert a row of 4,000 smiley faces here)." My blog is more of a column than a journal, really. I make it funny because I want to, and people read it because it's funny and they want to. Everybody wins! If you look really carefully, underneath the main title, you can see the sub-title, "a.k.a. 'Tales from the Ukraine'

Likes

• God
• the word (or non-word) "OWNED!"
• writing funny blog entries
• making mix CDs
• long walks on the beach with Yo Momma

Dislikes

• Osama
• other terrorists
• and most evil of all
• the Care Bears